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    >You finally arrived, but our records don't show from where. (6)

    Did he lie or was he stupid? You are born in Cyrodiil

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      Do you guys think that elves and beast races will look wildly different again in Skyrim 2? By now they can't keep wildly changing their appearance based on technology that they're using, there should be a consistent appearance for

      Who the frick am I kidding Bethesda doesn't give a sh*t about consistency

      • 2 days ago

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        They'll probably recycle the TESO aesthetic, which was already a tamer and more corporate version of the Skyrim aesthetic.

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        I agree with

        They'll probably recycle the TESO aesthetic, which was already a tamer and more corporate version of the Skyrim aesthetic.

        about the ESO approach to just make them look as humanoid as possible for mass appeal garbage. cats and lizards will probably be hyper realistic as well.

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        >You finally arrived, but our records don't show from where. (7)

        They'll probably keep the trend of them just being humans with weird heads and skin. In fact, I'm pretty sure the only game that that isn't the case is Morrowind (although it's also my favorite version of them). Would be nice if they did cut loose and give Argonians and Khajit the options for different body types though, even if it came with equipment caveats like it did in Morrowind.

        They'll probably recycle the TESO aesthetic, which was already a tamer and more corporate version of the Skyrim aesthetic.

        >tamer and more corporate
        >than Skyrim
        I really hope you're wrong because Skyrim was already pretty damn tame. I don't expect you are, but I hope so.

        • 2 days ago

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          Skyrim was less tame than Oblivion by a lot, remember that it came out before grey and brown grimderp vikangz stuff became mainstream.

          • 2 days ago

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            >You finally arrived, but our records don't show from where. (8)

            Fair. I admit I skipped Oblivion, and technically I really started with Skyrim because the only way I could play Morrowind back in the day was by hanging out with my friend across the street who had an Xbox.

            My biggest gripes with Skyrim's look are probably the weapons and armor. Mostly the exotic stuff like Glass and Daedric which are just a little too reserved to be WoW tier but also too dumb to look practical.
            Random armor aesthetic mulling:
            >light leather armor protects basically nothing but looks fine as a kind of Barbarian larp and fits the setting (except it being cold as frick, but Nords so w/e)
            >the actual leather chest looks breddy gud
            >scale armor is pretty cool but the continued refusal to protect the arms is odd and the dinky little horns on the helmet look tacked on and ugly
            >iron gear looks good
            >steel gear looks kinda goofy; again the refusal to protect the arms. Sorta looks like a mutant iron set
            >steel plate looks good, probably the best 'native' set to Skyrim but you need the light armor smithing perks for it, what the frick
            >elf gear looks fine I guess. I don't like the helmet
            >glass armor is a travesty
            >orcish armor is very good imo
            >ebony looks breddy gud all around
            >dwemer stuff looks mostly fine
            >daedric looks like hot ass
            As a general rule I wish Bethesda would reign in their proportions a bit with weapons and armor. The weapons especially start looking goofy as frick past Steel tier (although Ebony stuff is nice) and even before then most weapons are just too fricking big.

            • 2 days ago

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              >You finally arrived, but our records don't show from where. (9)

              You definitely need to try Morrowind. Daedric armor looks like something straight out of South India.

              • 2 days ago

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                >You finally arrived, but our records don't show from where. (10)

                I have played some of Morrowind and yeah, the aesthetics for the setting really click just right; most any complaint I have with the looks could be addressed by slightly reworked player models and some shaving down/reorienting of various pauldrons but even then they don't badly clash with the aesthetic the same way stuff like Skyrim's glass does. One of the benefits of making your gameworld weird as sh*t to start with I guess.

                Although my favorite set in the game is probably Chitin (shame Bethesda gruggified it porting it over to Skyrim). I'm a sucker for relentlessly practical fantasy stuff and Chitin hits just the right line between smooth and exotic. If I thought I was good enough to take a set of Chitin gear through the whole game I'd probably do it.

              • 2 days ago

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                With enough enchants in barrier you can solo a game on cloth no cheats required only the vanilla game unmodified by OpenMW.

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                Aren't the strength of enchants in Morrowind pretty dependent on the enchant value of the actual piece though? Chitin set has a total enchant value of 75 while extravagant clothes come in at 140 (both before israeliteelry). Granted, the armor value from the armor must offset that some, and I guess it's not impossible enchants are just that good. I didn't mess around with magic much when I was trying the game out.

                I wonder if there's a mod for the missing Argonian and Khajit gear.

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                If you enchant something to summon a golden saint, soul trap and kill it, and have the largest soul gem with you, you can make a constant effect enchant on anything.
                Barrier and reflect are absolutely broken if you have even 10% on multiple pieces that you wear at the same time, since they all stack.

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                It's a really good idea to go to Wolverine Hall, max out alchemy, get ancestor spirits to use them to recharge, and let Golden Saints die in lava puddles. Without Tribunal it's an egg hunt to find the big soulstones.

              • 2 days ago

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                Your post reminds me that I have to grab the DLC delay mod when I start my playthrough back up. Got jumped by a Dark Brotherhood assassin at like level 3 and decided to just sell his gear since I was so early game I didn't want to just jump right to good light armor. Lucky for me he wasn't able to overcome my uncanny ability to poke him from slightly farther away with my spear (I'm continually mad they cut spears from Skyrim. Let me have my positioning gameplay you gays).

              • 2 days ago

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                >You finally arrived, but our records don't show from where. (11)

                The notion that they left it like that because they expected everyone to play Tribunal on their old saves and that no one would ever start a new game is baffling.

              • 2 days ago

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                I like the implication that the king wanted the new guy the emperor sent him dead.

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                You do have to wonder what the frick you did to get their attention fresh off the boat. I mean, I know the Brotherhood will kill anyone they've got a contract for but someone paying primo coin for the player's level 2 ass has to raise some eyebrows somewhere.

                Of course, then the guy they send to kill the anonymous fisherman who just arrived in Seyda Neen never returns and things start to get more interesting.

              • 2 days ago

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                >paying primo coin for the player's level 2 ass has to raise some eyebrows somewhere
                If more villains in games/films were smart, they would all be doing the same thing.

              • 1 day ago

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                It makes more sense for helseth to hire mook assassins to kill a random peon spy just to frick with the emperor than some god destroyer really
                they should have just made level 1 db members wear some sh*t armor and not have that dart, just a note or something and it would have been fine. There is a system where you can only get attacked so many times by db assassins, like if you stay level 1 a long time you'll see two attacks and that's it, so it's not that overwhelming.

      • 1 day ago

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        I have a feeling that Mer in general are going to lose a decent portion of their bogged aesthetics. Nothing to match the potatofaces of Oblivion but enough that they won't look as freakish as they used to be. Which is a shame I've come around to enjoying how fricking ayy most of them look.

      • 1 day ago

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        They'll likely religiously stick to Skyrim/ESO designs from now on if the card game is any indication, which is sad

      • 1 day ago

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        I think elves will stay bogged.
        Redguard established that there was a distinct 'look' of elves vs humans, Morrowind continued that trend.
        Oblivion stepped away from almost every aesthetic any Elder Scrolls game touched on, so I think it's an outlier.
        Skyrim reintroduced Elves looking weird.
        I believe the intention is to make Elves look instantly recognisable as distinct from human faces by making them look like bird aliens.

        I think beast races will just have increasingly realistic heads with appropriately textured bodies. Bethesda made all children in Skyrim and Fallout 4 have the exact same face, regardless of sex or race, just to save on disk space or something. So I don't think beast races will have different bodies ever again.

        • 1 day ago

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          Giving beast races different bodies/animations/gameplay is unfortunately simply not worth it, too much effort for something that 99% of people don't really care about

        • 1 day ago

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          The only reason oblivion elves look like that is because they were too ambitious with the character creator and probably ended up being way harder to develop than they thought at first. The character creator has a lot of "dept" but it is clearly unfinished. They probably realized very late in development stages that it was unsalvageable and decided to leave it as it is and concentrate on other matters. Then, they scrapped everything in fallout 3 because they knew it was just too hard to make. Fallout 3 character look much better, but that's because the character creator is really limited. You're not able to create atrocities anymore. Yet, in oblivion, you still could create a handsome main character if you knew how every slider worked.

      • 1 day ago

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        i like the TESO mer aesthetic but that's because i'm a coomer

    • 2 days ago

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      >You finally arrived, but our records don't show from where. (12)

      >tfw Todd the conman compared Starfield to the soulful comedykino that is Oblivion
      Sad state of affairs

    • 2 days ago

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      >You finally arrived, but our records don't show from where. (13)

      He was probably just under the effect.

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      Dark elves were a mistake. Prove me wrong.

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    >You finally arrived, but our records don't show from where. (14)

    I should pick Morrowind back up.
    I have like 15 hours just fricking around in Seyda Neen and the western coast and it was super comfy, but for some reason I just never picked the game up again.

      • 2 days ago

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        >You finally arrived, but our records don't show from where. (15)

        Probably what I'll do. The character I started was basically an Argonian hobo getting by hunting food and selling potions n' stuff. Not exactly Neverar material at first look but I can always just start an elf if I don't feel like my roleplay autism matches up.

        Also it turns out someone made a comprehensive set of fullhelms for the beast races last year, so that's nice.

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          You don't have to be Nerevar material, just Nerevarine material. But yeah go for whatever feels right for you.

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          The prophecy was intentionally written to be vague and Dagoth Ur allows the option to tell him "I have no idea."

          • 2 days ago

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            >You finally arrived, but our records don't show from where. (16)

            It's fun that you can finish the main quest by just brute forcing and skipping everything

            • 2 days ago

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              This. You could've been a fisher who stole cabbage. Oh sorry, the emperor had a dream? Now you're an emigrant.

  4. 2 days ago

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    >Dunmer
    >Male
    >Crusader of the Nine divines
    Yep, it's morrowind time!

  5. 2 days ago

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    I am a Troll and I hail from the land of Reddit, I was born under the sign of dicky, my major skill is glitch abuse, and I am potentially the neverar incar.

  6. 2 days ago

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    >You finally arrived, but our records don't show from where. (17)

    >gives you world-ending artifact
    >claims he didn't kill the last body you inhabited
    >elaborates, proving he likely did kill the last body you inhabited
    >dies by your sword

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      >dies by your sword
      Knowing this is Morrowind, sorry but I'm straight

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        vivek's a hermaphrodite, it's straight either way.

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    bump

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    Your mothers house

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    • 2 days ago

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      I respect the hustle anon, but there's two Morrowind threads up right now and we probably don't have the numbers to keep things rolling to bump limit.

      We'll try again when Morrowind gets adapted into a poorly thought out web series that sands off all the edges while badly misrepresenting existing factions in such a way as to bluntly push something only tangentially related to the game series. Seems to have worked for other Bethesda titles.

      ... actually a show set in Morrowind could be interesting. Someone would have to beat the sh*t out of the producers until they agreed to make it animated though.

      • 2 days ago

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        I was waiting for a post like yours. How often does a good post not get posted because the thread died before you hit enter?

        • 2 days ago

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          >You finally arrived, but our records don't show from where. (18)

          On Ganker? Idk. Semi-regularly I guess. Board is fast as sh*t when something really riles people up.

          My other haunts are /tg/ and /k/ which are nice and slow. Although some hom*osexual keeps spamming low effort threads on the former, so mods put in a time limit before threads reach bump limit which makes discussing niche systems even more difficult than it was already.

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            Saved.

      • 1 day ago

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        >actually a show set in Morrowind could be interesting. Someone would have to beat the sh*t out of the producers until they agreed to make it animated though
        How about an anime about the foundation of the First Council up until the War of the First Council, the murder of Nerevar, and the apotheosis of Almsivi? It'd be an okay excuse for all of the political intrigue everyone expects from fantasy ever since breasts and Dragons.

        • 1 day ago

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          Flashbacks, anon. Maybe a whole flashback season.

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            So just Elder Scrolls Frieren then.

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              Never heard of it. I learned some German to make conlands, though.

  10. 2 days ago

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    Daggerfall
    >youre the emperors super duper bestest friend!
    Morrowind
    >youre an unwitting agent of the emperor!
    Oblivion
    >you carry out the emperors will!
    Skyrim
    >the emperor is an irrelevent hom*osexual and if you want you can kill him
    Finally, enough of the gay empire

    • 2 days ago

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      Morrowind lets you be the emperor's latest whimsy, and Oblivion isn't even about you.

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        Oblivion is so based that the hero of kvach out of resentment for not receiving enough credit for being the true hero of the story decided to become a god himself

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          I didn't say it was bad. It's why I like the story even if I disagree with the becoming a god part solely because it's popular on the fandom.

    • 2 days ago

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      skyrim is literally "I'm the only one".
      pure ego drivel.

    • 2 days ago

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      >based
      >based
      >based
      >jump the shark cringe

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      stop bumping my sh*tty thread, moron

      • 2 days ago

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        >sh*tty
        Reddit.

        • 2 days ago

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          you are so mindbroken it's actually funny
          thank you for the chuckle, anon

          • 2 days ago

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            Discrimination is a gift from God, anon.

            • 2 days ago

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              >All men are created to frick eachother over in the eyes of God
              Genesis was wild.

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                You clearly didn't pray for God to make you understand before. More often than not He was about to punish them but they got afraid before and repented. Repent and read the Bible as genuine history, give or take figures of speech and the occasional vision.

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                Yeah, pre-leviticus which is Talmudic, not that it matters given how gay KJV and other versions get when they omit or speed through certain stories. But
                >"Yo pops, forgive them they fricked around and found out and it was just a prank" was the 'ok'.

              • 2 days ago

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                The Talmud is israeli fables which got handed down orally for centuries after the Second Temple was destroyed for rejecting God. They were so mad they started accusing the Bible of being orally transmitted. What a bunch of losers who'll see the USA dump them once their own Moshiach declares himself god in their soon to be built Third Temple.

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                Ok but Jesus did die for my sins, and he was the only perfect being that was on earth, vitriolic hom*osexuals will get their judgement.

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                Please tell a difference between real vitriol and hurt people who don't want you to make the mistakes they made. In my experience it's former alcoholics who get absolutely livid when they see alcohol in every single episode in every single TV show. Real vitriol comes from the ones who tell you that "you don't have a culture" and lie in your face.

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    If I wanted to play Oblivion for the first time now, any mods you guys would consider essential? I tried it when I was a kid but never got far into it, the intro creeped me out. I saw a mod called deadly reflex that let's you cut people in half and sh*t which looks cool

  15. 2 days ago

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    >You finally arrived, but our records don't show from where. (19)

    what the frick is going on

    • 2 days ago

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      The world is going to end, Anon. The video games depict the destroyer of the world, God, as the """big bad evil guy""" because He won't leave globohom*osexual alone.

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    Always use best attack = off
    Beast race
    Medium Armor
    No alchemy
    No Amulet of Shadows
    No Apprentice or Atronach birthsigns
    No bound equipment spells
    No creature merchants
    No custom enchantments
    No custom spells
    No Mark, Recall, Divine Intervention or Almsivi Intervention
    No selling Dark Brotherhood assassin armor + delayed expansions mod
    No other mods
    No taunting
    No training

  17. 2 days ago

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    >You finally arrived, but our records don't show from where. (20)

    >dunmer
    >sixth house mod

    yup, it's vengeance time

    • 2 days ago

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      What's the sixth house mod?

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        There are two afaik. One I didn't like much, but on the other, you go through the phases of corpus until you end up an Ash vampire (they use that script where you can turn into npc creatures similar to werewolves).

        Add some sixth-house armor mods and you're good to get Morrowind rid of outlander filth and fake gods.

        https://www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mods/48200?tab=images

        I think this is a reupload, but there were other similar mods.

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          BRB need to try that.

          • 2 days ago

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            >You finally arrived, but our records don't show from where. (21)

            I played both ages ago, I think the other one had better writing, but turning into ash creatures was too cool when I was a teen.

            Game is the same up until you get corpus in that cave like in vanilla

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              God, the art on the Dwemer is beautiful

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    Only brainlets get immersed from Morrowind dialogue.

    • 2 days ago

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      high IQs get immersed from the lore books

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      Everything after Morrowind was unnecessary.

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        This. How are you supposed to make conlangs when they keep changing the layout?

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    Breton
    Atronach
    Mace of Molag Bal
    Telvanni
    Simple as

  20. 1 day ago

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    >You finally arrived, but our records don't show from where. (22)

    Remember when Ganker was comfy?

  21. 1 day ago

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    >You finally arrived, but our records don't show from where. (23)

    Is there a board for ES video game, lore, and mod discussions with active anti-wanker moderation?

    • 1 day ago

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      >You finally arrived, but our records don't show from where. (24)

      I would, but I didn't want that cursed thing on my drive.

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        Why?

  22. 1 day ago

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    Anyone got that Dwemer gif where the mother and child say "WE DO NOT EXIST" and it turns into a horror image of the Numidum's face?

    • 1 day ago

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      >You finally arrived, but our records don't show from where. (25)

      2spoopy

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        thanks

  23. 1 day ago

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    Man I sure wish this game had better mechanics, because the atmosphere and the vibe really can't make up for the terrible combat and graphics.

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      elaborate

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        Must I really?

        From the moment I exit the first building in Seyda Neen, the extremely small village has character and life, and the coast with the trippy mushrooms and trees made me feel like I was in a magical, dreamy place. Then I went into 3rd person and saw the running animation and nearly pissed myself. This was in 2004. Then I bought some random bullsh*t from the Dark Elf merchant, and ran around killing sh*t. Who the frick thought that DnD-based combat for an Xbox game was a good idea? You swat at something 40 times and whatever your Major skill is at the time is almost arbitrary. There is no clear indication of how many points you must allot in Blunt, for example, in order to get better at Blunt weapon damage. There is no clear indication of how and when you level up. The act of hitting an enemy is extremely repetitive, and feels like an anxious race to out-spam your opponent (who inevitably always has a much higher hit-rate than your player character, stacking the early game in NPC favor). The cliff racers were annoying and grating as hell. These are just random gripes I have, and I know that every single one of those things is countered with a "get gud" comment, but it's not a fricking FromSoft game. At least in Dark Souls when you swing at something it fricking hits, and you don't have to level up specific Major and Minor skills where you have to keep track of what affects what.

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          There's a mod for that. Try the PC version and find an Xbox controller port.

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          its an rpg, you're not meant to be a megakillgod out the gate, the same way you're a sh*tter in kingdom come deliverance until you get training you're only going to be good at combat in MW if you spec into a specific weapon type and keep levelling it up

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            I think he's talking about the animations. Regular attack and charged attack are all there is.

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              i thought there was 3, and each weapon did its own kind of damage depending on which attack you did. its better to stab with a spear than swing it etc

              • 1 day ago

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                Yeah its 3. The strong attack is just a pause on the normal animation so it looks like you're charging it

              • 1 day ago

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                I forgot. My bad.

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            Well, I suppose in hindsight I didn't have the knowledge or wisdom to grasp DnD mechanics at the time. I understand DnD mechanics now, and I know that being a murderhobo is the worst way to play. I tried playing Morrowind again many times throughout my life, and it felt sort of depressing. It felt like I was trying to recapture the janky, trippy experience of playing it in my old childhood bedroom what feels like a century ago. Now that I know I can abuse alchemy and the locations of powerful weapons, I can cheese the sh*t out of the game. I know that if I put more effort into playing the game I could discover a lot more and do more quests and stuff like that. The problem is that the lore and the story are kind of hard to follow along. The books you read in-game allude to all sorts of gallantry and pomp and circ*mstance, but it's very rare that anything you read about in game is something you can actually witness. You're left to your imagination, it feels like. I will say that the voice acting and overall aesthetic are really good, it's just hard to get over how jank the graphics are. So many jagged edges and hideous brown hues.

            >You finally arrived, but our records don't show from where. (26)

            I actually enjoy the combat more as a level 1 moron, once i start one shotting everything with perfect accuracy is when i ususally drop the game

            At that point you've reached the destination and there is no more journey, essentially.

            i thought there was 3, and each weapon did its own kind of damage depending on which attack you did. its better to stab with a spear than swing it etc

            I didn't consider this very much, I was too busy frantically trying to secure kills with spells, buffs, debuffs, and random daggers and swords I could get my hands on lol

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              The DnD mechanics are a common gripe which is why there's mods against that, and against the need to minmax endurance as the first attribute, and that's also why Skywind won't have that at all.

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      They're working on that. OpenMW and Skywind are projects to look forward to.

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        Sweet, thank you for the recommendation. Can I use pirated Morrowind with OpenMW?

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          I hope so. I hope so.

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    >You finally arrived, but our records don't show from where. (27)

    I actually enjoy the combat more as a level 1 moron, once i start one shotting everything with perfect accuracy is when i ususally drop the game

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      >You finally arrived, but our records don't show from where. (28)

      caius hit the bosussy

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      Well, I suppose in hindsight I didn't have the knowledge or wisdom to grasp DnD mechanics at the time. I understand DnD mechanics now, and I know that being a murderhobo is the worst way to play. I tried playing Morrowind again many times throughout my life, and it felt sort of depressing. It felt like I was trying to recapture the janky, trippy experience of playing it in my old childhood bedroom what feels like a century ago. Now that I know I can abuse alchemy and the locations of powerful weapons, I can cheese the sh*t out of the game. I know that if I put more effort into playing the game I could discover a lot more and do more quests and stuff like that. The problem is that the lore and the story are kind of hard to follow along. The books you read in-game allude to all sorts of gallantry and pomp and circ*mstance, but it's very rare that anything you read about in game is something you can actually witness. You're left to your imagination, it feels like. I will say that the voice acting and overall aesthetic are really good, it's just hard to get over how jank the graphics are. So many jagged edges and hideous brown hues.

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      At that point you've reached the destination and there is no more journey, essentially.

      [...]
      I didn't consider this very much, I was too busy frantically trying to secure kills with spells, buffs, debuffs, and random daggers and swords I could get my hands on lol

      There's always the next skill to level up.

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      >You finally arrived, but our records don't show from where. (29)

      ai upscaled sh*t looks unironically worse. its just as blurry and the details are muddled rather than just looking like a bunch of big colored squares like the original. i cant be the only one who believes this right? this sh*t gives me a migrane anytime i play a game with those awful ai upscales.

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    >You finally arrived, but our records don't show from where. (30)

    rorikstead.... im from rorikstead...

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      That guy looks like he eats a lot of ass. You know, because the face is smeared brown

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      Wasn't Rorikstead that small farming "village" consisting of three houses where people worshiped daedra and sacrificed their children?

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    Dont be racist

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    conlangs*
    Fictional languages.

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    How many ways could they frick up a show?
    >female lead + khajiit sidekick with contrived ex-slave subplot
    >she answers that she would throw the sweetroll in the air and then kick everyone's ass
    >zero nwahs uttered
    >racism is dagoth's primary motive
    >refuses to strip for crassius and he respects her for it and names her hortator anyway
    >Fyr's daughters actually don't wanna be there and they think their father is a gross pervert
    >protagonist watches Therana kill some men with some wacky reddit spell and its played for laughs
    >there goes trebonius mansplaining again, ugh how did this white idiot become the archmage, so priveleged
    >needlessly indulgent scenes of imperial colonizers being slaughtered by rake-wielding lizards as their influence in morrowind wanes

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      >Fyr's daughters actually don't wanna be there and they think their father is a gross pervert
      Didn't hey already do this one in one of the phone games?

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        Probably. I mean he IS a gross pervert, but I don't need some dumb b***h at Amazon to tell me that.

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      The Daedra are friends, totally, really, actually.

      I think elves will stay bogged.
      Redguard established that there was a distinct 'look' of elves vs humans, Morrowind continued that trend.
      Oblivion stepped away from almost every aesthetic any Elder Scrolls game touched on, so I think it's an outlier.
      Skyrim reintroduced Elves looking weird.
      I believe the intention is to make Elves look instantly recognisable as distinct from human faces by making them look like bird aliens.

      I think beast races will just have increasingly realistic heads with appropriately textured bodies. Bethesda made all children in Skyrim and Fallout 4 have the exact same face, regardless of sex or race, just to save on disk space or something. So I don't think beast races will have different bodies ever again.

      My headcanon is that the Hero of Kvatch was under the influence of Sheogorath from the beginning.

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        Isn't that actually canon though? The Daedra don't operate in the same space/time as mortals do, so the hero of kvatch simultaneously was/is/will be Sheogorath the entire time.

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          Daedra are buttholes who do their own thing with no measure of friendship towards mortals. Besides, I don't buy into the HoK becoming Sheogorath story. He's the Sithis-shaped hole. If anything the HoK contorts to fit into the hole but he or she doesn't become the hole.

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            mankar already talked about this. a lot of people worship the divines, the aedra, but even if they do nothing really happens. you can straight up go to a daedric shrine and talk to a daedric prince. they might frick with you they might decide you're a worthy tool for whatever purposes they have. its a bit like praying to god and nothing physically happening in the world vs praying to satan, having a conversation with him, then he sends 50 demons to fricking kill you because its funny

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    all the metaphorical lore sh*t is hella gay tbh

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      You're not wrong, it does have an awful lot of sweaty gay man sex. It's good despite the hom*osexualry, though.

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      nobody tell this guy about the last few millenia of philosophy, literature, drama, etc.

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